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DYSTOP-O-MART SURVIVORIUM MAXI CATALOG

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front cover of Dystopomart Survivorium Maxi Catalog

A vintage future. A luxe lifestyle consumer catalog. (Imagine a Whole Earth catalog-esque lovechild of Amy Sedaris and Edward Gorey.

This 64 page book reads like a catalog, but plays more like a constantly-revealing puzzle of a graphic science-fiction novel.

The catalog intends to be funny, spooky, and investigative — rewarding readers with nuggets and encouraging their own imaginative fantasies. A future world is presented, one of continual casual catastrophes and life stumbling onward.

Sample Pages from Dystopomart Catalog

SHOPPERS ARE GOING BERSERK.
Reviews of the catalog from satisfied readers:

THIS HIGHLY ORIGINAL AND HYSTERICAL BOOK IS EQUAL PARTS LIFE AFTER DEATH (OF THE PLANET), WHOLE EARTH CATALOGUE, MARTHA STEWART IN HELL, AND A SIMPLY DELIGHTFUL READING AND LAUGHING....
New York Times bestselling author Sebastian Stuart

YOU KNOW YOU’RE READING GREAT SATIRE WHEN YOU ASK YOURSELF: AM I BUSTING A GUT OR ABOUT TO BE NAUSEOUS? A FANTASTIC GIFT FOR THOSE WHO PREFER TO LAUGH UNTIL THEY CRY.
"Mathilde Kramer", Amazon review

A PERFECT GIFT FOR EXHAUSTED ENVIRONMENTALISTS AND PARANOID RIGHT-WINGERS ALIKE.
"John", Amazon review

PERFECT BOOMER BIRTHDAY PRESENT!...THIS CATALOG IS BEST READ ALOUD WITH FRIENDS!
"FJ", Amazon review

A GREAT GIFT ALL THE UNDER AND OVERACHIEVERS IN YOUR LIFE...
"KL", Amazon review

WITH DYSTOP-O-MART, I FEEL READY AND WELL-EQUIPPED FOR OUR SHARED DYSTOPIAN FUTURE.
"Kenneth", Amazon review

SEARS CATALOG ON STEROIDS...LAUGH FILLED PAGE TURNER. GREAT END OF MILLENNIA EYE POPPING FUN. GRAB IT BEFORE IT DISINTEGRATES.
Amazon review

AMAZING READ!
"cksichel", Barnes & Noble review

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