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VISIT THE DYSTOP-O-MART SURVIVORIUM FOR MONTHS OF FUN!
ATTRACTIONS
• PICK-UR-OWN TERRA-GATED "FUN ZONE"
• VAGI-VET BURDETTE'S KOZY-KASKETS
• BURSTON BELLIE'S UNDERGROUND HIDEAWAY FARM-N-HOMESTEAD
• THE FUME FLUME™ LAVA TUBE RIDE
GETTING HERE IS HALF THE FUN! BY CAREFULLY EVADING THE MAURADERS OF HABITABLE ZONE 1 AND THE MUTAGENIC LOCUST SWARMS NORTHEAST OF THE GALLUP SAFETY DISTRICT, YOUR APPROACH TO THE COMPOUND SHOULD BE WITHOUT INCIDENT.
UPON ARRIVAL, TAKE ADVANTAGE OF OUR FREED PARKING AND LET THE SAVINGS BEGIN! CARTS AND PACK ANIMALS CAN BE SECURED TO THE WEST-FACING PARKING SLOPE USING THE PROVIDED SAFETY CHAINS (LOCKS ARE NOT PROVIDED, BUT CAN BE PURCHASED AT THE "FUN ZONE").
